Atomization of Pee

Iowa State University features well-placed restrooms throughout the campus, sometimes even matching the caliber of the restrooms found at high-profile buildings/complexes like international airports and trade centers, as seen in Marston Hall and most of the library. However, the men’s restrooms often fall short due to a distinct lack of urinal partitions (or dividers)—the protruding surfaces that separate the urinals on either side and pad the end of arrays. The lack of this one-time investment causes several issues, including, but not limited to, reduced parallelism among multiple urinals, uneven wear on units (Smither, 2025), propagation of diseases leading to urine tract infections (_How Much Space Should Be Between Urinals?_, n.d.), reduced privacy leading to disjunction from ADA compliance (Visser, 2025), etc.

How to Talk to Aliens

This guide will help you identify extraterrestrial visitors, ensure mutual safety, demonstrate friendliness, ask meaningful questions, and assist them in departing Earth. It assumes you are proficient in English and understand modern reading, writing, tools, and basic arithmetic. Some steps may require specialized tools, for which you should refer to their respective guides for proper usage.